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Top this.  After failing a court-ordered drug test, Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today.  The hearing was reportedly less than 10 minutes long and the judge didn't allow any arguments from Lindsay's attorney before ordering she remain in custody, without bail, until her next hearing on October 22.  I wonder if we'll even recognize her then?  Surely they don't allow spray tans in the Big House.